Friday, March 6, 2009

Friday Night Lights

Geez, Bum-stickers are a hard act to follow huh... anything after that just seems so....ordinary.

The world is going to shit. Last time I checked Google Earth, I was NOT living in Detroit or Compton but somehow I have managed to live in/near Gang Capital of Canada.
This week alone, there have been 9 shootings {5 in one day}. One of these shootings happened right across the street from where I work. {!} I have no issue at all if these scumbag gang phucks want to blow each others brains out but when they start doing it in public places where innocent people are... that's just crazy shit. One of the shootings 2 or 3 weeks ago was the wife of a gang guy..she was shot in the head driving down the street and her 4 year old was in the backseat!!! Thank god the kid was unhurt. What the hell is happening to my city!?!? It makes me afraid to go out with my kid. I don't want to live in fear and I don't want Little J to be afraid either. Maybe now would be a good time to move to the country. Buy some acreage on a lake, open a fishing/guiding business and live off the land. I'd only have to worry about being mistaken for a deer and shot.

I was reading a study today that suggests that optimistic women were 30% less likely to die from disease than optimistic women. Great, so not only am I the Debbie-Downer of the party, now I'm 70% more likely to die sooner and horribly. That is just bloody lovely. I have nothing to look forward too.

I'm very bitter about the fact that I lose a precious hour of sleep Saturday night. Do these people not know that I have to work early Sunday morning and that hour early shit is gonna push the cranky meter waaaaay past 'Bitch' to
Watch and learn people, watch and learn.

AAAAAAAAAND... It's going to freakin snow tomorrow. WTF!?! It was a fabulous 10C today with beautiful crisp sunshine. My crocus' are starting to bloom {3 yellow and 2 purple ones coming up}, my cherry tree has little tiny bloom buds and there is various other green stuff growing in my flower bed. And it's going to snow. Yes I tend flower beds. No laughing please. This year I may actually try to grow stuff in my garden, like lettuce, tomatoes, potatoes, sunflower plants etc. Little J loves to dig in the dirt and plants rocks all the time.

Oh.. I just saw a kid on TV about 5 years old sucking on a soother! Yikes.....

TV is the devil. Or at least Tele-toon is. Little J asked what day it was tomorrow. I told him it was Saturday an he replied "Oh good, I can eat candy and watch cartoons all day just like Johnny" WTH? I asked "Who?" and was told "Mommy, Johnny with the talking dog on TV" Hate to break it to ya kid... this is real life,you will not be eating candy and watching TV all day {ok, maybe a little but no candy} you are not animated and Johnny will die of a heart attack from too much junk food and lack of exercise.

Must go and attend to Little J who has suddenly decided that he is 'allergic' to hamburger/rice/corn...everything we are having for supper tonight.

I realize that you have now lost about 5 mins of your life that you will never get back and for that, I sincerely apologize.


  1. Daylight savings is evil. I just don't understand why we have it, other than to torture anyone that has to get up in the morning.

    Sorry about the shootings. I used to live downtown, but after I was mugged at gunpoint, my neighbor's house broken into and beaten nearly to death, my AND my husband's cars broken into multiple times, we decided to move to the suburbs. I miss the excitement of the city, but I wouldn't trade the security I feel now for one minute.

  2. Great blog! I too feel that teletoon is the devil. lol.