Number of times I heard the word "MOMMY" today...
317.
I'm not kidding, I counted.
No wonder I have a headache
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About Me
- Schmoochiepoo
- I am a 39 year old woman, or at least I was the last time I checked. I've been married to Big J for 6 years and mommy to Little J who is 5.5 years old. Rounding out our dysfunctional household are Fat Kitty, Freaky Kitty and Damn Dog. I work full time outside the house as a retail manager and working with the public is not for the feint of heart. I'm sure I started Blogging with some sort of purpose and higher meaning but I've digressed into whining, bitching and complaining about my life. If you can't laugh with me you can laugh at me. :) Oh ya, I am so awesome, I fart butterflies.
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Shock and Awe - My niece, nephew and sister in law were having dinner with Nana and Papa Tantrum last night, and they were talking about what they had been up too lately. ...15 years ago
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Oh boy! Doesn't it make you want to change your 'name'???
ReplyDeleteI'll trade you places! I would LOVE to hear those words!
ReplyDeleteMaybe if I could stay sober long enough...
Ha..only joking.
What an idea, I'll have to try it some time. I may be able to give you a run for your money since I have two kids. The big one likes to say "momma", "momma", "momma" repeatedly and not say anything else when I ask her what she needs, she just keeps saying my name.
ReplyDeleteFun times.