Dear Husband
This letter is to inform you of my intention to initiate marital relations with you on Sat Feb 14/09.
I expect the minor child to be bathed, brushed and ready for bed by 8pm.
I will be freshly washed, waxed and hopefully inebriated {remember I like white wine} by 9pm.
Please be in the Master Bedroom in the west wing by 9:05pm. If you are late I may decide to go to sleep which renders the above offer null and void.
This letter of intention will expire at 11:01pm Feb 14/09. This offer is
non-transferable or refundable.
Sincerely
~me
Eight...Years...Laytah
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1 year ago
I love this! I'm e-mailing it to my hubbie now, lol. He'll get a kick out of it.
ReplyDeleteHa! I love it :)
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