Things you don't want to hear while you are in the bathtub attempting to relax....
In no particular order:
Daddy! Hit me in the nuts again!
Uh-oh. Sshhh don't tell mommy.
Daddy, did you know that boogers are just crunchy snot? See? It tastes funny.
*CRASH*!!!
Daddy your feet smell like dog breath
Daddy, did Mommy like that glass thing we just broke?
Daddy, lets hide the bananas so Mommy has to put a cookie in my lunch tomorrow.
*CRASH*!!!
Daddy I think I broke my brain and it's bleeding invisible blood. See?
Honey where is the duct-tape?
Mommy is in the tub for a long time. She's gonna get all ugly and wrinkled.
..........and this is why I don't leave the 2 of them unattended :)
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OMG! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteSO true. What's a momma supposed to do to get ANY relaxation? Ughhh...
ReplyDeleteI love it! So freakin' funny.
ReplyDeleteI can laugh about it...NOW. :)
ReplyDeleteThe 2 boys decided to gear up in their hockey stuff and play dodge-ball in the playroom.
They broke a god awful vase I got for Xmas. I'm not sorry to see it gone but I can't let them know that!