Things you don't want to hear while you are in the bathtub attempting to relax....
In no particular order:
Daddy! Hit me in the nuts again!
Uh-oh. Sshhh don't tell mommy.
Daddy, did you know that boogers are just crunchy snot? See? It tastes funny.
Daddy your feet smell like dog breath
Daddy, did Mommy like that glass thing we just broke?
Daddy, lets hide the bananas so Mommy has to put a cookie in my lunch tomorrow.
Daddy I think I broke my brain and it's bleeding invisible blood. See?
Honey where is the duct-tape?
Mommy is in the tub for a long time. She's gonna get all ugly and wrinkled.
..........and this is why I don't leave the 2 of them unattended :)
Oh dont be RE-DICK-O-LOOSE - This is pretty disgusting but this is also something no one else in the world knows. You have been warned. SURPRISE! I do dumb stuff sometimes. Imagine t...
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