Calgon take me away

Things you don't want to hear while you are in the bathtub attempting to relax....

In no particular order:


Daddy! Hit me in the nuts again!

Uh-oh. Sshhh don't tell mommy.

Daddy, did you know that boogers are just crunchy snot? See? It tastes funny.

*CRASH*!!!

Daddy your feet smell like dog breath

Daddy, did Mommy like that glass thing we just broke?

Daddy, lets hide the bananas so Mommy has to put a cookie in my lunch tomorrow.

*CRASH*!!!

Daddy I think I broke my brain and it's bleeding invisible blood. See?

Honey where is the duct-tape?

Mommy is in the tub for a long time. She's gonna get all ugly and wrinkled.


..........and this is why I don't leave the 2 of them unattended :)