Thursday, July 30, 2009

Save me....

.....from myself!

I've gotten myself into a heap o' trouble.

After avoiding countless invitations on Facebook I caved in a moment of weakness and started playing the following

Farm Town
Farmville
Barn Buddy
Farm Pals
Garden Hood.

Sweet baby Geebus. This is sucking up ALL my time!!! I'm visiting farms, doing manual labour for pennies, hanging out at the marketplace pimping myself out for work, going bankrupt, obsessively checking every couple of hours to see if I have bugs or weeds, shuffling fields, chasing cows, debating seed planting choices based on when they will harvest and my work schedule, salivating at the level 30's and so on and so on and so on.

Someone please help me! I can't stop. I don't want to stop.

We leave on vacation is 10 days so I have to plan all my harvests to happen by them or they will go to waste. Who will water my crops? Pull weeds? Kill bugs? Someone could steal my entire crop!

If I put this much thought, planning and effort into my REAL life who knows how successful [or compulsively insane} I would be?

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Sorry, had to go check my crops. :) I need to level up so I can start growing peppers and cotton dammit. Maybe buy a fence to keep the cows out or a house would be nice....pond? gazeebo? some pretty flowers?

I'm losing control of my life. The laundry is piling up, I burned dinner last night because I got a good harvesting job, I think my kid had a bath this week. I was late for work and I believe Ass-hat may have packed up and left but I haven't taken the time to check.

I'm contemplating buying another computer so I can have multiple windows up at all times, it would save some time and make me more efficient.

Oh I am a mess, :)

Please help me.........

10 comments:

  1. I play Farm Town and Farmville... oh and Mafia Wars. Oh Lord you are right, it is a time suck. As a matter of fact, I think I need to go check them now.

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  2. I have a love/hate relationship with Farm-Town. It takes up WAY too much of my life. My boss even plays at work. I started playing about a month ago, not expecting it to be so addicting. My other facebook apps are totally pissed at me.

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  3. I have to say I haven't gotten into the whole facebook games.....now I'm glad I haven't!!

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  4. Back...Away...From The Facebook.

    Do it now and no one will get hurt.

    Except the crops.

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  5. I have a serious FB addiction, but it is reserved for Farkle or whatever the latest word game is...My friends are addicted to Mafia Wars, but I refuse to try it, hearing that they wake up at night worried about people stealing their money and 'offing' them...
    whatever gives you a break, I say!!

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  6. I'm far too busy playing Bejeweled to be any help to anyone. Sorry.

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  7. I despise you. Because I had to go see what the H.E. double hockey sticks you were talking about, and now I am addicted.

    (just kidding.)

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  8. LOL Thanks for the heads up, I knew I had to stay stong and keep ignoring those invites to farm on facebook!

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  9. I'm not into farmville yet either...the fear of it sucking the few extra minutes I have per day is keeping me at bay lol.

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  10. I just joined Facebook this week and I haven't even discovered the games yet....I was going to ask you how I do that but I think I am better not knowing....

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