So little J just farted.
He called it a Blow-Fart
It's when you fart a little bubble.
Curious I asked if he named all his farts.
:rolling eyes: "Yes Mommy. It's the rule."
Rule? Whose rule?
So of course I had to know all his fart names and what I got was..
Daddy Fart... when it goes pfft..pfft..pfft.
Real/Normal Fart... no bubbles, one pfft.
Poo Fart... when you poo yourself a little
Sneaky Fart... when you can't hear it.
Dog Fart... when it smells so bad you have to cry
Little J is going to be quite the catch for some lucky lady in the future.
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