The bad part about a heat wave? People shed clothing. Sometimes too much.
We were at the gas station and this woman about 40ish hops out of her car IN AN ITSY BITSY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI {ok, it was blue but I digress} and bounces her way into the store.
Uh.....ok. I could understand this if the gas station was located say- near the beach or ocean or obvious tourist-town-like water attraction but this was in the middle of the suburbs. Closest beach is about 30mins away.
Now seriously, you couldn't throw on a shirt and shorts? I don't need to see you and the cute tattoo on your butt jiggling in front of me in the store.
Ass-Hat: "That's just not right"
Schmoochie: "Wow..."
Little J: "Holy schmoley!" {his new phrase de jour}
Schmoochie: "Close your eyes honey or they will burn"
Little J: "Mommy she forgot to get dressed! She's in her underwear!"
Ass-Hat: "That's just not right"
If this is what she wears to pick up milk, I'd be very afraid of what she wears to the actual beach.
I need to go bleach my brain.
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I feel your pain. I was standing behind someone at the pharmacy who had a bikini bottom(and she was a big girl) almost entirely stuck up her butt..just waiting in line for her medi script.
ReplyDeleteWe need some shopping attire definitions and limitations in place, I expect that at the beach but not at my Rite Aid.
Man, you couldn't have even covertly snapped on pic so that we could gross out with you. Dude. Camera phone!
ReplyDeleteI agree - where's the picture?? It's nuts how some people will go out in public.
ReplyDeleteI had my camera with me but the thought didn't cross my mind. What is wrong with me!!
ReplyDeleteHoly Schmoley is right....and no photo necessary. LOL.
ReplyDeleteThe mosquitoes would have had a feast if she lived in my part of the jungle.
ReplyDeleteOh my. Yikes. No matter how hot I am my clothes are staying on.
ReplyDeleteLOL "I need to go bleach my brain" Very funny. It never ceases to amaze me what some people are comfortable wearing in public!! Or why is it that men think that just b/c the sun is out they should walk around downtown without a shirt on. Cover-up!
ReplyDeletePS Hubby LOVED the new LuLu Pants...maybe too much! HA!
Oh nice...hahaha! I have seen many crimes against eyes like this, none worse than the James Brown looking guy I saw walk into the gas station wearing a cut off t-shirt and a pair of baby blue spandex shorts... and you could clearly and horrifyingly see his junk...I wanted to jam a hat pin into each of my eyeballs...
ReplyDeleteI occasionally see people in less than entire attire and I am always amazed that they think this is appropriate for outside of the home. I'm not even sure this is appropriate for in the home. Blech.
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