You know you've messed up your back when you can't reach around to wipe your own arse.
Even worse, there's no one home to help you.
FML.
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About Me
- Schmoochiepoo
- I am a 39 year old woman, or at least I was the last time I checked. I've been married to Big J for 6 years and mommy to Little J who is 5.5 years old. Rounding out our dysfunctional household are Fat Kitty, Freaky Kitty and Damn Dog. I work full time outside the house as a retail manager and working with the public is not for the feint of heart. I'm sure I started Blogging with some sort of purpose and higher meaning but I've digressed into whining, bitching and complaining about my life. If you can't laugh with me you can laugh at me. :) Oh ya, I am so awesome, I fart butterflies.
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human garbage - Just when I start feeling, better about the human race some piece of human trash knocks my meter back to zero There was this piece of human waste who had...5 years ago
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La luna en directo (The Dish) 2000 Peliculas completas online Spanish - [image: La luna en directo (The Dish)] * Reloj La luna en directo (The Dish) Pelicula Completa (2000) *pelicula en online latino Un pequeño pueblo de Aus...6 years ago
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From My Instagram - Magic hour selfie on the train from Tokyo to Yokohama. No filter or edits needed, the lighting was perfect. #narcissist #gingerhair #ilovejapan #日本6 years ago
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Ivory Tickling (or, How to Induce a Massive Pianic Attack) - How many email accounts do you have? Because I have enough to choke six horses. And the passwords they rode in on. I can’t keep up with them. I’m drownin...6 years ago
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Storms Come and Go - As I sit and wait (and wait, and wait, and wait) for the category 4 hurricane headed my way, it’s tempting to say I’ve never been so scared — but that wou...7 years ago
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Cara Membuat Variasi Anchor Text - Optimasi SEO - Ketika Anda mendengar kalimat cara membuat anchor text, saya yakin Anda pasti berfikir bahwa, membuat anchor text itu digunakan sebagai komentar spam atau ...7 years ago
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Tropical Wall Murals - Tropical Wall Murals with Beach and Ocean [image: Tropical Wall Murals Beach Ocean 3D Photo Wallpaper Balcony Sunset] Tropical Wall Murals - Balcony View w...7 years ago
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Jual Pasir Silika Lampung - Pasir Silika (SiO2) adalah pasir yang ditemukan di pantai dan merupakan salah satu pasir silika yang sering digunakan. Pasir silika dibuat dari antara batu...8 years ago
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Yang Baik dan Jelek dari Teknologi Pada Tahun 2015 - Sudah cukup satu tahun untuk teknologi. Apple membuat keuntungan lebih dari siapa pun dalam sejarah, Microsoft mengabaikan dekade di padang gurun dan Elon ...8 years ago
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SPORADIC - Every day is a new day. I don't know what each day holds but I know it holds something, something I can learn from or maybe something that I can't, but it ...9 years ago
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10 Reasons To Love Summer Break - Image via Shutterstock Rants abound as we face the dreaded summer vacation from school. But, the end of the school year isn’t always something to eye wit...9 years ago
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Violet's Finished Room - Only took me a year... The other rooms should be done this week too. 😊9 years ago
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Sometimes it happens by accident - From the moment we found out I was carrying identical twin girls, it has weighed on my mind to make sure that each girl grew to be strong, independent, and...9 years ago
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Online Kitchen Designer - (BPT) - Every new year brings along new design trends, with homeowners often feeling the pressure to mix up their kitchen interiors to keep things curren...9 years ago
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Treat Your Man For Valentine's Day by Making Red Candles in Shot Glasses - They have fireproof, waterproof, and burglary rated home safes from all of the brand names you trust. We also must ensure that criminals who break legal r...10 years ago
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Futbolin (2013) - 1634003 Best Futbolin in Top QualityNow you can watch full Futbolin in high definition format with duration Min and has been aired on 2013-12-20 and MPAA r...10 years ago
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And life goes on.... - Hi all! Since my last post, and with very mixed emotions, the Monkeys have moved from New Orleans to Palm Beach, FL. We are having a great time now living...10 years ago
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Living Off The Land - Today I've sent the kids outside to do some wilderness survival training. Armed with a tent, small pocket knives, billy cans, and wisdom learned from Bear ...10 years ago
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Things I won't work with - I found this series of hilarious chemistry blog posts by a chemist called Derek Lowe. His series is titled "Things I won't work with" and it covers compoun...10 years ago
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Fresh Start - Not often that you see posts titled "Fresh Start" almost three months into the New Year. Can you even CALL it a "new year" when you're almost three months ...10 years ago
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Educating the spawn - (a.k.a. Doing my part to warp the next generation.) I'd like to think that my boys will look back fondly at their childhoods and remember things Mom taug...10 years ago
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A Fond Farewell ... - Wow! Is December already upon us? Good golly this year has flown right by! I have been a busy girl lately, hence the blog break. Unfortunately, blogging ta...11 years ago
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Moving Day. - So I guess today is the day you learn my real name...as it is the title of my NEW BLOG! What?! *I KNOW*. Starting fresh from blog scratch...but really l...11 years ago
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Wordless Wednesday - I laugh every time I see this photo! I'm linked up with Wordless Wednesday over at AngryJulieMonday's!11 years ago
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I'm Alive! - I am the biggest blogging failure on the planet. Once I got an iPad, it was all over. Alas! I've discovered the Blogger App and barring any unforeseen pain...11 years ago
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Saying Goodbye to 2012 - Wow I was shocked and amazed that I haven't written a blog post in a year and a half. Reading that blog post written in August of 2011 was a hard thing to...11 years ago
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Home made pore strips - I love Biore pore strips. I love slapping them on my nose and then peeling them off and examining my face in the mirror. There was even a time when Husband...12 years ago
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And I hear voices. - I don't know about you, but I believe in God. I believe in Christ and in His infinite ability to communicate with us. I've been thinking about this blog po...12 years ago
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BIG CHANGES for this working momma! - Wow. So much has happened in the last couple weeks! Really BIG things! For starters, I resigned from my job on June 1st after almost 9 years there! All...12 years ago
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Sophie's 4th Birthday - Thanks De and Hester for all of the pictures :) [image: Click to play this Smilebox slideshow] [image: Create your own slideshow - Powered by Smilebox] Th...12 years ago
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What if?? - It's only been over a year.. what if... I just picked this thing back up. I mean it's not that my life got any less nuts.. I just got more quiet about it. ...12 years ago
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Must change security settings - Dearest friends, Due to an unfortunate incident, I am going to have to restrict access to my blog. If you really love me (and really who doesn't) and actua...13 years ago
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Domesticated Dogs and Free-Range Children - Free-Range Kids in Wikipedia. Free-Range Kids on the interwebs. Child Restraint "Leashes" Harness, Backpack. And I assume you all know what a domesticated do...13 years ago
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No Free Wi-Fi - I just had some chick get mad because I wouldn't give her the password to access the shop Wi-Fi. What the hell? Did you think this was McDonalds? Are you...13 years ago
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Hello Blog - I haven't been into blogging lately. But eh, tomorrow is Mother's Day. Shane is deployed again. But hey, he bought me a Kindle AND an iPad....I've already ...13 years ago
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Happy 2011!! - So this is 2011. A month into this new and wonderful year and I still can smell 2010 like a poopie diaper in the kitchen garbage can. I personally had a ro...13 years ago
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Goodbye Hot Belly Mama... - Hello fellow bloggers, readers friends & family, I've made the decision to leave the Hot Belly Mama blog address behind and move to a private location. I h...14 years ago
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Holy CRAP That Was Fun - So 3 days later, I think the vodka is finally out of my bloodstream from BlogHer '10. I learned many, many things... but if I could share just...14 years ago
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Pickle's Ballet Recital - This past fall, right after Pickle was potty trained, she expressed a huge interest in ballet but I thought she was too young to start. Just for fun, calle...14 years ago
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I Just Stepped Out For A Bit... - Well, folks, I’m back. Again. It’s been a long couple of months with lots to process. I don’t really feel like going into the gory details of everything th...14 years ago
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I never knew...... - Today I decided to play along with Mama Kat's workshop. Of course I chose the prompt about being a Mommy..... List 10 things you never knew until you were ...14 years ago
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You Know My Methods, Watson... - tap... tap... tap... is this thing on? Can someone please turn the lights on for me? Maybe take the dust sheets off the furniture? Open up a window or two ...14 years ago
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I've Moved..... - To wordpress that is!!!!!! Woo hoo...i finally took the plunge and switched so please update your google readers or whatever, b/c i wont be here anymore!! ...15 years ago
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Movin' On Up - Oh, hey, you hear that? That is THE SOUND OF SILENCE. It's pretty quiet around here, and might be for another day or so. Because? I am - wait for it - movi...15 years ago
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, MOMMIES! - Happy Mother's Day to the hardest working people out there -- the moms! Have a truly fabulous day, ladies!15 years ago
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WOW - I think I am Slacking - Yeah I know it has been over a month since I have last posted. I know I know I have not found the time to do so or it is because I was just pure lazy...15 years ago
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Destruction - With three small kids, things are going to get destroyed. Tex and I know this. It is why we dont buy insanely expensive things except on rare occasion. Cas...15 years ago
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Shock and Awe - My niece, nephew and sister in law were having dinner with Nana and Papa Tantrum last night, and they were talking about what they had been up too lately. ...15 years ago
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You need one of those things that enormously fat people use to hold the toliet paper.
ReplyDeleteoh man that sucks.
ReplyDeleteOh no! Back pain is the worst! Feel better.
ReplyDeleteYea, that SUCKS!!
ReplyDeleteOkay THAT'S BAD... ANd needed to be twittered! lol!
ReplyDeleteOh no!!! I sure hope it feels better soon.
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