One crazy moms rantings on living, loving and just plain ole surviving.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Dear Cat
Buddy
I love you even though you are old, cranky and seriously overweight but if you don't stop peeing in my laundry hamper I will turn you into a pair of fuzzy slippers.
I am a 39 year old woman, or at least I was the last time I checked. I've been married to Big J for 6 years and mommy to Little J who is 5.5 years old. Rounding out our dysfunctional household are Fat Kitty, Freaky Kitty and Damn Dog.
I work full time outside the house as a retail manager and working with the public is not for the feint of heart. I'm sure I started Blogging with some sort of purpose and higher meaning but I've digressed into whining, bitching and complaining about my life. If you can't laugh with me you can laugh at me. :)
Oh ya, I am so awesome, I fart butterflies.
human garbage
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Just when I start feeling, better about the human race some piece of human trash knocks my meter back to zero
There was this piece of human waste who had...
From My Instagram
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Magic hour selfie on the train from Tokyo to Yokohama. No filter or edits
needed, the lighting was perfect. #narcissist #gingerhair #ilovejapan #日本
Storms Come and Go
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As I sit and wait (and wait, and wait, and wait) for the category 4
hurricane headed my way, it’s tempting to say I’ve never been so scared —
but that wou...
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Jual Pasir Silika Lampung
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Pasir Silika (SiO2) adalah pasir yang ditemukan di pantai dan merupakan
salah satu pasir silika yang sering digunakan. Pasir silika dibuat dari
antara batu...
Yang Baik dan Jelek dari Teknologi Pada Tahun 2015
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Sudah cukup satu tahun untuk teknologi. Apple membuat keuntungan lebih dari
siapa pun dalam sejarah, Microsoft mengabaikan dekade di padang gurun dan
Elon ...
SPORADIC
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Every day is a new day. I don't know what each day holds but I know it
holds something, something I can learn from or maybe something that I
can't, but it ...
10 Reasons To Love Summer Break
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Image via Shutterstock Rants abound as we face the dreaded summer vacation
from school. But, the end of the school year isn’t always something to eye
wit...
Sometimes it happens by accident
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From the moment we found out I was carrying identical twin girls, it has
weighed on my mind to make sure that each girl grew to be strong,
independent, and...
Online Kitchen Designer
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(BPT) - Every new year brings along new design trends, with homeowners
often feeling the pressure to mix up their kitchen interiors to keep things
curren...
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And life goes on....
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Hi all!
Since my last post, and with very mixed emotions, the Monkeys have moved
from New Orleans to Palm Beach, FL. We are having a great time now living...
Living Off The Land
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Today I've sent the kids outside to do some wilderness survival training.
Armed with a tent, small pocket knives, billy cans, and wisdom learned from
Bear ...
Things I won't work with
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I found this series of hilarious chemistry blog posts by a chemist called
Derek Lowe. His series is titled "Things I won't work with" and it covers
compoun...
Fresh Start
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Not often that you see posts titled "Fresh Start" almost three months into
the New Year. Can you even CALL it a "new year" when you're almost three
months ...
Educating the spawn
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(a.k.a. Doing my part to warp the next generation.)
I'd like to think that my boys will look back fondly at their childhoods
and remember things Mom taug...
A Fond Farewell ...
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Wow! Is December already upon us? Good golly this year has flown right by!
I have been a busy girl lately, hence the blog break. Unfortunately,
blogging ta...
Moving Day.
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So I guess today is the day you learn my real name...as it is the title of
my NEW BLOG!
What?! *I KNOW*.
Starting fresh from blog scratch...but really l...
I'm Alive!
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I am the biggest blogging failure on the planet. Once I got an iPad, it was
all over. Alas! I've discovered the Blogger App and barring any unforeseen
pain...
Saying Goodbye to 2012
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Wow I was shocked and amazed that I haven't written a blog post in a year
and a half. Reading that blog post written in August of 2011 was a hard
thing to...
Home made pore strips
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I love Biore pore strips. I love slapping them on my nose and then peeling
them off and examining my face in the mirror. There was even a time when
Husband...
And I hear voices.
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I don't know about you, but I believe in God. I believe in Christ and in
His infinite ability to communicate with us. I've been thinking about this
blog po...
BIG CHANGES for this working momma!
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Wow. So much has happened in the last couple weeks! Really BIG things!
For starters, I resigned from my job on June 1st after almost 9 years
there! All...
Sophie's 4th Birthday
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Thanks De and Hester for all of the pictures :)
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What if??
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It's only been over a year.. what if... I just picked this thing back up. I
mean it's not that my life got any less nuts.. I just got more quiet about
it. ...
Must change security settings
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Dearest friends,
Due to an unfortunate incident, I am going to have to restrict access to my
blog. If you really love me (and really who doesn't) and actua...
Domesticated Dogs and Free-Range Children
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Free-Range Kids in Wikipedia.
Free-Range Kids on the interwebs.
Child Restraint "Leashes" Harness, Backpack.
And I assume you all know what a domesticated do...
No Free Wi-Fi
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I just had some chick get mad because I wouldn't give her the password to
access the shop Wi-Fi.
What the hell?
Did you think this was McDonalds? Are you...
Hello Blog
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I haven't been into blogging lately. But eh, tomorrow is Mother's Day.
Shane is deployed again. But hey, he bought me a Kindle AND an iPad....I've
already ...
Happy 2011!!
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So this is 2011. A month into this new and wonderful year and I still can
smell 2010 like a poopie diaper in the kitchen garbage can. I personally
had a ro...
Goodbye Hot Belly Mama...
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Hello fellow bloggers, readers friends & family,
I've made the decision to leave the Hot Belly Mama blog address behind and
move to a private location. I h...
Holy CRAP That Was Fun
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So 3 days later, I think the vodka is finally out of my bloodstream from
BlogHer '10.
I learned many, many things... but if I could share just...
Pickle's Ballet Recital
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This past fall, right after Pickle was potty trained, she expressed a huge
interest in ballet but I thought she was too young to start. Just for fun,
calle...
I Just Stepped Out For A Bit...
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Well, folks, I’m back. Again. It’s been a long couple of months with lots
to process. I don’t really feel like going into the gory details of
everything th...
I never knew......
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Today I decided to play along with Mama Kat's workshop. Of course I chose
the prompt about being a Mommy.....
List 10 things you never knew until you were ...
You Know My Methods, Watson...
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tap... tap... tap... is this thing on? Can someone please turn the lights
on for me? Maybe take the dust sheets off the furniture? Open up a window
or two ...
I've Moved.....
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To wordpress that is!!!!!! Woo hoo...i finally took the plunge and switched
so please update your google readers or whatever, b/c i wont be here
anymore!! ...
Movin' On Up
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Oh, hey, you hear that? That is THE SOUND OF SILENCE.
It's pretty quiet around here, and might be for another day or so. Because?
I am - wait for it - movi...
WOW - I think I am Slacking
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Yeah I know it has been over a month since I have last posted. I know I
know I have not found the time to do so or it is because I was just pure
lazy...
Destruction
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With three small kids, things are going to get destroyed. Tex and I know
this. It is why we dont buy insanely expensive things except on rare
occasion. Cas...
Shock and Awe
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My niece, nephew and sister in law were having dinner with Nana and Papa
Tantrum last night, and they were talking about what they had been up too
lately. ...
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