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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

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Schmoochiepoo: I am a 39 year old woman, or at least I was the last time I checked. I've been married to Big J for 6 years and mommy to Little J who is 5.5 years old. Rounding out our dysfunctional household are Fat Kitty, Freaky Kitty and Damn Dog. I work full time outside the house as a retail manager and working with the public is not for the feint of heart. I'm sure I started Blogging with some sort of purpose and higher meaning but I've digressed into whining, bitching and complaining about my life. If you can't laugh with me you can laugh at me. :) Oh ya, I am so awesome, I fart butterflies.

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